Sep
ie: stepping on a plug (ouch)
Answer:
Dropping a ladder on your toe
hitting your thumb with a hammer
nailing your hand to the wall with a nailgun
falling off the roof
electrocuting yourself by switching on a light wirth wet hands
Answer:
I was talking to a nurse once in a working mans club and she told me this story.A guy was doing some work for a woman,she got very friendly and was giving him oral sex,whilst pushing a swirly light bulb in and out of his rectum.Unknown to the guy she had epilepsy,and the worst happened with his winkie in her mouth.He clenched his botty and broke the light bulb,then hit her across the head with his hammer.Apparently they came into hospital in the same ambulance lol.
Milton Keynes if anyone wants to check.
Answer:
when i was younger, a girl at my school slipped while in the bath and sat on the tap head. they’d to call the fire and ambulance services and it was ages before she returned to school. for me that must be the most pain-full accident you could ever have. It doesn't bear thinking about, and no we didn't make fun of her when she returned to school - I dont think anyone did.
Answer:
i have got teeth in my head while colliding into someone!
also i hae stapled my hand
busted my chin open in the shower
and i have stepped on a tack
and i have fallen off my trampoline
i have slammed my hand in a glass sliding door
I am really blond and clumsy ha-ha
Answer:
getting chilly in your eye…which I did once. I was chopping it and then rubbed my eye! it was awful and the pain went on for days!
Oh! and i put a screw driver through my hand trying to tighten a jubilee clip under the kitchen sink. I remember looking at it in amazement…and then I fainted I think.
Answer:
Stepping on a plug is good… kicking the coffee table in your bare feet (little toe only) is a real pain as well.
I also had a bad one when an iron fell on my arm, the next day I tried to make my bed and made the burnt skin peel back.
Answer:
burn probably from the stove. However I did step on a tooth pick once while barefoot. the darn thing got stuck and my husband used a pair of pliers to yank it out.
Answer:
most probably tripping and falling on something breaking your shin or thigh bone.
can you envision either of those bones snapped down the middle?
makes me shudder 
Answer:
Knocking a pan of boiling water of the hob covering your arms & possibly legs with scolding water in the process.
Answer:
one of my friends stepped on an upturned drain that had like 6 really sharp, long 'claw's', and all 6 of 'em drove into her foot, and she couldnt walk 4 a long time.
Answer:
The worst one I ever experienced was washing a glass, putting my hand inside to get the inside, and it slicing my hand open….stitches!!!
Answer:
Years ago my mum was drying up and she dropped a carving fork right onto her foot, she stood there screaming for ages as the two prongs had gone straight into her foot - OUCH!
Answer:
Having your stove explode and getting hit with shrapnel. flying pieces of metal aren't too good for the skull, you know.
Answer:
straining of the back,…because it goes on and on' with that pain
no sleep' miserable…and feeling sorry for yourself
Answer:
A burn; from the oven, or hot water, both are as bad as each other
Answer:
Brain damage….. caused by 'er - in - doors being pi**ed off about something.
Answer:
Years ago my mum put a knife right through the palm of her had trying to separate frozen burgers!
Answer:
burning your arm on the inside of the oven when you’re taking something out.
Answer:
A gas explosion
Answer:
Standing with your hand by a door, and some one shuts it with your fingers between
Answer:
Er…almost slicing off your hand with a knife…! I have the ability to think of quite a few along those lines…!
Answer:
a burn from boiling soup - ouch and a hospital trip
Answer:
going into your loft and falling all the way through your home
Answer:
stumping your toe
Answer:
hmm gd one ;L
Answer:
a cut between ur fingers injured